Personal Writings

Essays about basketball, mostly

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We Need to Talk about Cats
We Need to Talk about Cats

Watching Cats was the visual equivalent of eating cats.

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In Defense of Steven Glansberg

The eternal butt of jokes, Glansberg doesn’t care what you think

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Stop Wasting Your Life and Start Gambling on BattleBots
Stop Wasting Your Life and Start Gambling on BattleBots

Though profoundly uncool, BattleBots is the greatest part of my week

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In Praise of Unexpected Explosions
In Praise of Unexpected Explosions

Or, What 2001 Michael Bay and 2001 Tony Delk Have in Common

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Joe Johnson is Unmemorable
Joe Johnson is Unmemorable

Joe Johnson is utterly unmemorable. He's trying to change that.

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Schrődinger’s Jump Shot: A Philosophical Defense of Swaggy P
Schrődinger’s Jump Shot: A Philosophical Defense of Swaggy P

Swaggy P is the class clown of the NBA. But what if he's also the world's greatest living philosopher?

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Kelly Olynyk Makes a Lifestyle Choice
Kelly Olynyk Makes a Lifestyle Choice

Kelly Olynyk longs to be in control, but in order to do so he has to make a decision.

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Timofey Mozgov Needs a Career Change
Timofey Mozgov Needs a Career Change

The NBA is quickly passing Mozgov by. Here's what he should do next.

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Saving the Nets' Season
Saving the Nets' Season

The Brooklyn Nets are atrocious. Let's find some silver linings.